things my 30 something self would like to say to my 20 something self.

• the hot guy you are lusting after is wayyyy more screwed up than you think (you are). 
• family is so everything. 
• the world really won't end if you publicly fall and ruin everything you are wearing. 
• tell your friend she may have something revolutionary, a gluten allergy. 
• purchase snow removal equipment and a small to medium sized empty property. 
• don't take on others' crap. but do learn more about yours. 
• it gets better. 
• others won't make you happy. you make you happy. 
• fung wah? are you kidding???
• oprah doesn't rule the world, starbucks does. 
• moisturize. everywhere.