Saturday, November 29, 2014

kickyouinthecrotchspitonyourneckfantastic

television. movies. shoddy magazines.

whatever your pleasure, people are famous because they are good looking, talented, or kris jenner is involved somehow. some have quiet feelings about a celebrity obsession while others have 'a **** list' where partners will allow a one-nighter.

my hands-down crush on jennifer aniston began in the 90s - when she was on this program that got cancelled called 'friends.' she's the one that got that haircut, a MUST HAVE. know her? when the show started i was an awkward 15 year old, with even more awkward feelings, and dreams of working at CVS pharmacy. next came movie deals like 'picture perfect', 'she's the one', etc.

i fell in love.

every so often you hear how celebutantes are raked over organic coals. never once have i ever heard anything negative about jenny. she's totally a great coworker, girlfriend, neighbor and checkers player (obviously.)

when i realized i was gay, my adoration didn't change at all. it must have been hellacious to divorce and fall out of love with brad pitt. i remember being devastated for us all: 'if brad and jen can't make it work, how the hell are the rest of us supposed to?' but she did it. graciously, and still ended up on top. (insert cliche 'object of my affection' reference.)

i came to the conclusion that i wanted to be a person just like her. a hard worker, funny, living LIFE, where looks shine through when you are happy. she's my heroine.

not drugs, idiot.






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